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Offline Bar Wench

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« on: December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM »
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts.  sad24:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 03:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts.  sad24:
Poor you...
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Re: ouch
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 05:04:05 PM »
Sorry, I fainted. redface:

Is it all mopped up now?
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 05:08:09 PM »
Mr T sliced his open the other day, with the axe ....chopping wood for the fire.....he says he understands just how much it hurts BW!!!  Hope it's getting better....why a scalpel, are you a nurse????   ;D
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Re: ouch
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 05:14:19 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on December 06, 2007, 05:08:09 PM
Mr T sliced his open the other day, with the axe ....chopping wood for the fire.....he says he understands just how much it hurts BW!!!  Hope it's getting better....why a scalpel, are you a nurse????   ;D
Nurse?  happy001
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 05:16:33 PM »
Evening BM, thanks for letting me out for a few hours....I'm bathing my sore wrists...those shackles really hurt!!!!   ref:- http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=post;quote=42958;topic=2256.60;num_replies=170;sesc=8222d2d7f8d8b4f13bc88ee7e37b374c  whistle:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 05:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts.  sad24:

I also have to ask, why a scalpel?  scared2:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 06:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2007, 05:17:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Have sliced my finger open with a scalpel. It hurts.  sad24:

I also have to ask, why a scalpel?  scared2:

DIY Lobotomy.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 06:31:32 PM »
Not necessary.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 06:34:29 PM »
My guess would be "crafting" ~ p'raps making Christmas Cards.... Mrs S is at that sort of thing with a scalpel all the time.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 06:41:10 PM »
And add in some mulled wine................
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Re: ouch
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 06:41:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
And add in some mulled wine................

Recipe for disaster ~ painful too I should think.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 06:45:08 PM »
Nah, she'd be anaesthetised.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 06:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:45:08 PM
Nah, she'd be anaesthetised.

Those crafting Scalpels are the real deal ~ bloody sharp. You don't realise you've sliced yourself until the claret flows and then its like a paper cut ~ agony for days on end.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM »
She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her
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