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Offline Nick

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Wailing cats
« on: December 06, 2007, 02:44:05 PM »
Any ideas?

She has fish, water and biccies. What more can I do?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 02:44:42 PM »
Bit of whisky. Makes them go to sleep.
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 02:44:56 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 02:45:04 PM »
Take your size eleven off her tail?
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 02:45:40 PM »
 evil:
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 02:46:20 PM »
She missing Mrs Nick?
Scared out of her wits because she can sense danger? (Nick-o-rays)
Lost?
Bored?
Lonely?
In need of attention?
Realising that winding you up by wailing is fun?
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 02:46:49 PM »
Most of the above! cry:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 02:47:23 PM »
Whisky is the answer!!!!
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 02:47:40 PM »
I will ask her!
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 02:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 02:47:40 PM
I will ask her!

Port and lemon would be better
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 02:51:21 PM »
VODKA!!!

That way Mrs Nick won't smell it!
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 02:52:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 06, 2007, 02:51:21 PM
VODKA!!!

That way Mrs Nick won't smell it!

Not even Mrs Nick would smell whisky on a cat's breath  sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 02:53:29 PM »
She is a very clever, intuitive woman. I don't question her methods. Maybe she would just sense it.  scared2:
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 02:54:37 PM »
She can have fish!!
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Re: Wailing cats
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 02:54:58 PM »
She probably watches Nick through a shallow bowl of water on her desk at work or p'raps a crystal ball.
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