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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM »
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2007, 05:08:41 PM »
Que?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2007, 05:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2007, 08:42:43 PM »
We could send her some!
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2007, 09:08:45 PM »
What ~ as a sort of Christmas Pressy?




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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2007, 05:45:36 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?
They are 20% off in Ikea...  whistle:
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2007, 08:47:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?

That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?



Sofa purchased arriving next week!!  eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!!  eeek:
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2007, 08:48:04 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 04, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 04, 2007, 04:50:48 PM
So you burn 'em off?  eveilgrin:


Excellent!!!


How does one get piles?


Most women do it by having babies
Most men get them through irregular working hours, lifting heavy weights and shift work.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now. Huh?

That doesn't explain how they magically appear though. How do the above translate into danglies in your bottom?



Sofa purchased arriving next week!!  eeek:
Enchanted Forest will have to be moved!!  eeek:
Why don't you Google it... Ms. Google?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2007, 08:48:39 AM »
I'm afraid of what might pop up. 
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2007, 08:50:47 AM »
Apparently a poor diet and over straining?  eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain?  eeek:
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2007, 08:51:28 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:50:47 AM
Apparently a poor diet and over straining?  eeek:
So pregnant women eat a poor diet and over strain?  eeek:
Apparently...
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2007, 08:53:30 AM »
Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2007, 08:55:34 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:53:30 AM
Nope!! Also related to extra pressure on the abdomen!
No doubt baldness plays a large part to?  ::)
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2007, 08:56:25 AM »
Google says no.

Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2007, 08:57:43 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 05, 2007, 08:56:25 AM
Google says no.

Although gingerness can apparently play a part in it.

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