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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 04:34:11 PM »
I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?

Yep.  sad24:

That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa.  sad24:

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 04:35:23 PM »
I take it that Mr Wench will be retaining his moth eaten old yucky chair?

Yep.  sad24:

That is why he doesn't get a say in the sofa.  sad24:

Ah ~ So this wide sofa is just for you then?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2007, 04:35:31 PM »
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2007, 04:36:28 PM »
eeek: eeek: evil: evil: lol: redface: ;) confused: 8) ;D smile: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: surrender: cry: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2007, 04:38:17 PM »
No. Are you still bald>?
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2007, 04:39:13 PM »
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2007, 04:39:44 PM »

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2007, 04:40:30 PM »
No. Are you still bald>?
Nope!  cloud9:

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2007, 04:41:25 PM »
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2007, 04:42:37 PM »
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2007, 04:43:12 PM »
Farmers ~ Get a bidet ~ I did and I've never looked back since.  ;)


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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2007, 04:43:46 PM »
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:

Ohhhh yes they are!  point:

Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.

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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2007, 04:44:30 PM »
Good to see you have a sense of humour about your baldy status.

I note you've been keeping quiet about the Farmers though.  redface:
Farmers are nothing to laugh about...  noooo:

Ohhhh yes they are!  point:

Seriously though, can't you get them lasered off or something? I've always wondered how one actually gets rid of them.
Laser?  eeek: noooo: scared2:
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2007, 04:45:51 PM »
Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
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Re: 20% off at Ikea
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2007, 04:46:42 PM »
Cauterised ~ that's what they do with 'em.
OMG!  sick2:
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