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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2007, 12:08:36 PM »
And why did he need to removethe entirely eh? Surely sliding them down around the ankles might have been sufficient eh Holmes?

We seem to be approaching the good old Lemon Entry joke here chaps.
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2007, 12:15:03 PM »
And why did he need to removethe entirely eh? Surely sliding them down around the ankles might have been sufficient eh Holmes?

We seem to be approaching the good old Lemon Entry joke here chaps.
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2007, 12:19:09 PM »
[Watson is reading clues from a crossword puzzle to Holmes]
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
[Elsewhere in the hotel, Moriarty shoots Sam Spade]
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony...alimony Tory, my dear Watson.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.
[Moriarty takes a sword to Hercule Poirot]
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.
[Moriarty shoots M]
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar's entrance
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That's rather poor, isn't it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes
[Moriarty does in McCloud with an arrow]
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2007, 12:22:44 PM »
Thank You ~ we'll call you ..... Do not call us.
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