It's a toss up between the purple, nylon shirt circa 1969 when it was sooo fashionable

and the Marquetry set when some batty relation heard that I had an inclination for the creative arts...

Happily now I seldom receive any pressies

Apart from an envelope from an ageing aunt who's going do-lally and adds too many noughts on the cheque

which then entails phone calls questioning her generosity and almost obsequious thank yous and tearing up of the enclosures
