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Illogical instructions
« on: November 28, 2007, 11:08:31 AM »
We are experiencing a surfiet of diarrhoea. Mrs Nick has left me instructions to wash his bedding, duvet (if possible) and pyjamas (2 pairs). Because they are "contaminated" she has told me to wash them all separately. WHy? rubschin:
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 11:09:58 AM »
Hmmmm, now that is interesting. Personally I would wash the jamas and the bedding together and then the duvet. Are you sure she meant ALL separately? And not just separately from uncontaminated items?
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 11:10:41 AM »
No, each item separately. Makes no sense at all. I intend to disobey. evil:
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 11:15:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2007, 11:10:41 AM
No, each item separately. Makes no sense at all. I intend to disobey. evil:
Then you will also be in the sh1t. noooo:
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2007, 12:22:37 PM »
Is the duvet contaminated with cat pish again?  ::)
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2007, 12:29:36 PM »
Do keep up!
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2007, 12:31:45 PM »
How will she be able to tell if you DON'T follow her instructions?
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2007, 12:32:40 PM »
I will be interrogated and will let slip something. I was quizzed earlier about which setting for the Wash (Correct Answer: D)
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2007, 12:34:49 PM »
See, I would have checked to see how many washing tablets there were.
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2007, 12:35:17 PM »
We use powder

















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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2007, 12:36:40 PM »
I am trying to help  you!!!!  ::)
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 12:39:58 PM »
Oh I see. It's an unfamiliar experience!
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2007, 12:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2007, 12:39:58 PM
Oh I see. It's an unfamiliar experience!
Don't trust her!  noooo:
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2007, 12:41:58 PM »
I know what you mean! spider:
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Re: Illogical instructions
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2007, 12:42:37 PM »
I can be helpful!  sad24:
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