Mrs S prefers my nether regions to be neat. Shaving the old Meat and two with a Bic Disposable is not a good plan ~ blood everywhere. So she bought me the Phillips Body Shaver. Mrs S prefers a smooth man whereas we know that Wenchy prefers "an hairy man".
For fuller explanation Mrs S discovered the joys of shaven whithers on her man when they shaved me in hospital prior to an angiogram many years ago. An angiogram is where they insert a catheter into the main artery in your groin and push it through to the heart to enable them to take pictures inside to see what is blocked etc. For this procedure one obviously has to have all groin hair removed.
Mrs S dislikes hairy armpits as well so they also get the treatment. OK?
Wenchy, assuming she has reached the Mulled Wine stage, will now suffer a brain overload.
