Tedious form filling

[Nick]

Does anyone else find that forms that have to be filled in never seem to ask the right questions? I destest form filling, and one I am doing at present is causing me brain damage. It covers expenses for a 4 month period, some huge, some piffling. Cross referencing reciepts, checking dates, mileages, train fares. Hateful. I almsot feel like giving it up, but I reckon the total is about £800.

[Darwins Selection]

Does anyone else find that forms that have to be filled in never seem to ask the right questions? I destest form filling, and one I am doing at present is causing me brain damage. It covers expenses for a 4 month period, some huge, some piffling. Cross referencing reciepts, checking dates, mileages, train fares. Hateful. I almsot feel like giving it up, but I reckon the total is about £800.

Wait until you do the insurance claim for five shat-on duvets.

[Nick]

Only three. This is reminiscent of the insurance claim for the canoe accident.

I think it's a left handed problem.

[Barman]

Only three. This is reminiscent of the insurance claim for the canoe accident.

I think it's a left handed problem.

Marmite is left handed? 

[Nick]

No I am. And this is not about Marmite. It is about Boy related diarrhoea.

OK?

[Bar Wench]

Umm, have you taken him to the doctor? Vomiting and the shits in one week? Is he sufficiently hydrated?

[Nick]

We are going at 4.20.

OK?

We could have gone at 10 but the doctor available then is a bastard of the first order

[Bar Wench]

OK

[Nick]

And he has only had water all day. No food!

[Bar Wench]

And he has only had water all day. No food!

Lucozade sport. Full of electrolytes and all that sort of good stuff.

[Nick]

He doesn't like electrolytes.

[Darwins Selection]

He doesn't like electrolytes.

You are thinking of electrodes.

Not the same thing.

[Nick]

Quite right. I stand corrected

[Sour Puss]

How is he now?

[Nick]

IN the bath. And shi**ing for England.