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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2007, 11:16:48 AM »
She hasn't contested it and is thinking of names. She also carries knitting around with her.

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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2007, 11:18:22 AM »
No and No.

Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.

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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2007, 11:19:52 AM »
I have a friend whose middle name is Winifred (she is a girl). Not sure it suits her though. noooo:

Mrs Nick's middle name is that of a famous virgin. But then she is Catholic scared2:
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2007, 11:21:42 AM »
No and No.

Names have to be at least two syllables due to Mr Wench having a solitary syllable surname. Middle names are necessary too.

Archibald Fergus Wench

Whilomena Catherine Wench

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Annabel Delicia Wench
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2007, 11:22:25 AM »
They both sound rude!
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2007, 11:23:17 AM »
I have a friend whose middle name is Winifred (she is a girl). Not sure it suits her though. noooo:

Mrs Nick's middle name is that of a famous virgin. But then she is Catholic scared2:

Her middle name is Branson?
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2007, 11:24:48 AM »
This eludes me for the moment rubschin:
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2007, 11:26:56 AM »
This eludes me for the moment rubschin:


Stop the tablets right away.  ::)
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2007, 11:32:30 AM »
Honestly chaps I'm not.

Names have been thought of though for when/if the blessed event occurs.

I carry knitting round with me because it stops me smoking.

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Re: Wenchy's Babby
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2007, 11:43:48 AM »
Honestly chaps I'm not.

Names have been thought of though for when/if the blessed event occurs.

I carry knitting round with me because it stops me smoking.

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They are "trying" then. Always thought that one dodgy. I spent years trying. Fortunately she was on the Pill. Fun though!





















How? Oh I see. Keeps your hands busy. What are you knitting? An enormous sock?
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2007, 11:57:34 AM »
With the "blessed event" I was actually being sarcastic.

Knitting, at the moment yes it is a giant sock. A stocking in fact one could say.

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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2007, 11:59:44 AM »
Only one?

A lovely gift for Mrs McCartney?

How thoughtful!
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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2007, 12:01:01 PM »
Christmas stocking. To put presents in.

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Re: Wenchy's Babby
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2007, 12:01:18 PM »
Like a new leg?
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