Gnomes

[Barman]

Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!

We have one... 


And a digital SLR

  S'not fair. There should be even distribution. 









But you have to live with LL who is a neat freak! I soooo couldn't cope with that.  

But you have to live with a Welshman and you don't have a fridge or camera! 

I have a fridge and a camera, just not THE fridge, or THE camera.

However, yes, he is Welsh. But, I can leave my dirty pants on the floor if I want. And eat biscuits in bed.

[Bar Wench]

1) No not you, I like my men with hair on their heads.
2) How much would it cost to ship an American style fridge to Cheam?
3) Why is eating biscuits in bed  ?

[Snoopy]

Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!

We have one... 


And a digital SLR

  S'not fair. There should be even distribution. 









But you have to live with LL who is a neat freak! I soooo couldn't cope with that.  

Sorry but the distribution does seem pretty even to me ~ I have the fridge, the digital SLR and the FISH EYE LENS   

The Kitten belonged to a neighbour 

[Snoopy]

1) No not you, I like my men with hair on their heads.
2) How much would it cost to ship an American style fridge to Cheam?
3) Why is eating biscuits in bed  ?

It's only a guess but I suspect the  was brought on by the image of DIRTY PANTS on the floor.

[Bar Wench]

Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!

We have one... 


And a digital SLR

  S'not fair. There should be even distribution. 









But you have to live with LL who is a neat freak! I soooo couldn't cope with that.  

Sorry but the distribution does seem pretty even to me ~ I have the fridge, the digital SLR and the FISH EYE LENS   

The Kitten belonged to a neighbour 

It's all so terribly wrong.  


Hmmmm, am checking out that cprus forum. I feel cheated on.  

[Bar Wench]

1) No not you, I like my men with hair on their heads.
2) How much would it cost to ship an American style fridge to Cheam?
3) Why is eating biscuits in bed  ?

It's only a guess but I suspect the  was brought on by the image of DIRTY PANTS on the floor.

 

Do you always put your dirty pants in the washing basket?

[Barman]

1) No not you, I like my men with hair on their heads.
2) How much would it cost to ship an American style fridge to Cheam?
3) Why is eating biscuits in bed  ?

It's only a guess but I suspect the  was brought on by the image of DIRTY PANTS on the floor.

 

Do you always put your dirty pants in the washing basket?

Yes! 

[Snoopy]

1) No not you, I like my men with hair on their heads.
2) How much would it cost to ship an American style fridge to Cheam?
3) Why is eating biscuits in bed  ?

It's only a guess but I suspect the  was brought on by the image of DIRTY PANTS on the floor.

 

Do you always put your dirty pants in the washing basket?

Oh yes ~ but then I have children who don't and I shout at them about it so I HAVE to set a good example.

Oh and can we clarify "Dirty" ............ are we talking soiled or merely worn once?

[Bar Wench]

Never soiled and only ever worn once!

[Darwins Selection]

Never soiled and only ever worn once!

Once that day, or once ever?

[Barman]

Never soiled and only ever worn once!

Once that day, or once ever?

Once by Mr. Wench... 

[Bar Wench]

 

Once a day, by me. Never anyone else. 

[Barman]

Once a day, by me. Never anyone else. 

Of course...

[Nick]

That you are aware of..............

Did he get all that vomit off by the way?

House reeks of disinfectant here.

[Bar Wench]

Took it straight down the cleaners.