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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2007, 09:10:07 AM »
Possibly. I don't know. Seeing as all the gnomes with mushroom lights are happy gnomes I haven't ever really investigated properly.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2007, 09:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:10:07 AM
Possibly. I don't know. Seeing as all the gnomes with mushroom lights are happy gnomes I haven't ever really investigated properly.
Presumably one with a flat battery might be a bit tetchy?
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2007, 09:13:30 AM »
Possibly. However, the ones in the shop must all be fully charged as they always look cheerful.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2007, 09:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:13:30 AM
Possibly. However, the ones in the shop must all be fully charged as they always look cheerful.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2007, 01:41:25 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:13:30 AM
Possibly. However, the ones in the shop must all be fully charged as they always look cheerful.

Like puppies in a pet shop ~ they are all cute and cuddly with happy little faces and wagging tails ~ first thing they do when you get them hone is piss on the carpet and sh*t in the kitchen.
Kittens are even worse ~ they creep behind the fridge and sh*t ~ it stinks for days before you find it. evil:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2007, 01:42:40 PM »
Just look behind the fridge!
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2007, 01:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2007, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:13:30 AM
Possibly. However, the ones in the shop must all be fully charged as they always look cheerful.

Like puppies in a pet shop ~ they are all cute and cuddly with happy little faces and wagging tails ~ first thing they do when you get them hone is piss on the carpet and sh*t in the kitchen.
Kittens are even worse ~ they creep behind the fridge and sh*t ~ it stinks for days before you find it. evil:

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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2007, 02:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2007, 01:42:40 PM
Just look behind the fridge!

You ever tried moving one of these on your own to locate kitten shit?



And you know we have one 'cos you've seen it.
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2007, 02:30:44 PM »
Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2007, 02:31:48 PM »
Ask Santa.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2007, 02:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2007, 02:31:48 PM
Ask Santa.

Santa said no to kitchen electricals and a new camera.  sad24:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2007, 02:33:14 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 02:30:44 PM
Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!


Well the offer was made ....  eyes:
You are the one who said  noooo:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2007, 02:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 02:30:44 PM
Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!

Now, now Wench, size isn't everthing.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2007, 02:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2007, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 02:30:44 PM
Ohhhhhh! I want one of those!


Well the offer was made ....  eyes:
You are the one who said  noooo:

I don't remember being offered a fridge?  eeek:

Unless it came with strings attached?  rubschin:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2007, 02:37:49 PM »
You wanted to be adopted (I suspect to access Mrs Snoopy's tat mountain)
 I agreed but there was a condition  eyes:

You said NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!

I remember it well ~ I was hurt   sad32:
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