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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2007, 04:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 04:06:23 PM
We have two gnomes. One is called Fred and the other is Billy Gnome Mates.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2007, 04:09:30 PM »
It's not easy finding suitable gnomes! Most of them are Disney characters or look cheerful. We like miserable gnomes.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2007, 04:11:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 04:09:30 PM
It's not easy finding suitable gnomes! Most of them are Disney characters or look cheerful. We like miserable gnomes.
Just one question...







Why?  shrugs:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2007, 04:16:12 PM »
What do you mean why?
Why gnomes in general?
Why miserable gnomes?
Why name the gnomes?
Why do I like gnomes?
Why do I only like miserable gnomes?
Why don't they make more miserable gnomes?
Why are the majority of gnomes actually dwarves?
Why are Disney characters considered appropriate garden ornaments?
Why do solar powered garden light gnomes not actually work?
Why do my gnomes move?
Why does Billy Gnome Mates not get snail covered but Fred does?
Why does Fred fall over and Billy doesn't?
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2007, 04:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 04:16:12 PM
What do you mean why?
Why gnomes in general?Why miserable gnomes?
Why name the gnomes?
Why do I like gnomes?
Why do I only like miserable gnomes?
Why don't they make more miserable gnomes?
Why are the majority of gnomes actually dwarves?
Why are Disney characters considered appropriate garden ornaments?
Why do solar powered garden light gnomes not actually work?
Why do my gnomes move?
Why does Billy Gnome Mates not get snail covered but Fred does?
Why does Fred fall over and Billy doesn't?
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Surely the only point would be to whack their silly little heads off with a golf club?
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2007, 04:18:59 PM »
If they aren't miserable gnomes then yes.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2007, 04:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
If they aren't miserable gnomes then yes.
They soon would be.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2007, 04:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 27, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
If they aren't miserable gnomes then yes.
They'd all look miserable if you whacked their silly little heads off with a golf club!  whistle:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2007, 04:21:10 PM »
Imagine coming home to this lot with a seven iron...  whistle:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2007, 04:41:50 PM »
Until now I've considered golf to be a fairly pointless game but.......................  rubschin:
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2007, 04:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 27, 2007, 04:41:50 PM
Until now I've considered golf to be a fairly pointless game but.......................  rubschin:
Indeed...
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2007, 06:41:21 PM »
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2007, 08:51:00 AM »
What is a solar-powered gnome supposed to do?

It isn't as if regular gnomes need batteries for anything.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2007, 09:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2007, 08:51:00 AM
What is a solar-powered gnome supposed to do?

It isn't as if regular gnomes need batteries for anything.

They hold little mushroom lights.
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Re: Gnomes
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2007, 09:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 28, 2007, 09:02:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2007, 08:51:00 AM
What is a solar-powered gnome supposed to do?

It isn't as if regular gnomes need batteries for anything.

They hold little mushroom lights.

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Obvious when you think of it.

However, can you get gnomes with a large carbon-footprint, that use primary batteries to power their mushrooms?
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