Nice tie!

[Snoopy]

Shame. I always like to see Mr Wench looking smart in suit and tie. 

You wouldn't like me then ~ I've only worn a suit 'n' tie twice in six years. Once for the youngest boy's baptism and once for the wedding of cousin's son. Usual garb ~ cotton trouser or jeans, polo shirt and boat shoes. Fleece over the top if I have to go out ~ thinking about it I don't own much else nowadays.

[Nick]

I wore a suit the other day en route to airport via school and The Boy's teacher asked if I had been to a funeral!

[Bar Wench]

Ohhh boat shoes! Like boat shoes. Mr Wench will have no truck with them.  

[tel]

Ohhh boat shoes! Like boat shoes. Mr Wench will have no truck with them.  

With or without socks?

[Nick]

In my case usually without, but not in this weather.

[Bar Wench]

Ohhh boat shoes! Like boat shoes. Mr Wench will have no truck with them.  

With or without socks?

ALWAYS without. In this weather one should not be wearing them.

[Nick]

One is.

[Bar Wench]

One is.

One should not. One should be wearing boots. Timberlands in an ideal world.

Haven't we had this conversation before? 

[Nick]

No

[Snoopy]

One is.

Two is 

[Darwins Selection]

They all know Mr Wench doesn't choose the majority of his own clothes! That is why he is co-ordinated and has a decent wardrobe.

He is a schoolteacher.

How much "Co-ordinating" do you need to do for Tattershall shirt, brown corduroy trousers and a green Harris Tweed jacket (with suede elbow patches)?

[Snoopy]

You forget the green knitted tie, with a squared off end.

[Darwins Selection]

You forget the green knitted tie, with a squared off end.

Indeed I did, and the pipe, and the shiny suede shoes.

[Barman]

No

Yes we bloody have! 

[Nick]

Really?