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Offline TG

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Nice tie!
« on: November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM »
Whilst out shopping today Mrs TG offered to buy me a shirt. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs TG : Nice shirt (translation: I like this and you WILL wear it)
TG: Ain't got a tie to match it. (translation: I hate it and is the pub open yet?)
Mrs TG: Mmmm (translation: You will suffer for this)

I avoid buying the shirt but Mrs TG see's a tie that would match the unbought shirt and BUYS it while I am in the pub..

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.




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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 06:33:26 PM »
That cannot possibly match any shirt a heterosexual man would willingly wear. I suggest an accident, in the office, that will involve some waterproof marker pens and the office shredder.
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 06:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on November 24, 2007, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





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She is a scouser.
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2007, 07:04:45 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on November 24, 2007, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





<Snigger>  whistle:

She is a scouser.


So no receipt then ~ you can't "take it back"  ;)
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2007, 07:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 24, 2007, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on November 24, 2007, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





<Snigger>  whistle:

She is a scouser.


So no receipt then ~ you can't "take it back"  ;)

Well the tie came bundled with an alloy wheel and a sophisticated piece of in car entertainment equipment with some wires hanging out the back. A right bargain!  happy088
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2007, 07:14:20 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2007, 09:21:11 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM
Whilst out shopping today Mrs TG offered to buy me a shirt. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs TG : Nice shirt (translation: I like this and you WILL wear it)
TG: Ain't got a tie to match it. (translation: I hate it and is the pub open yet?)
Mrs TG: Mmmm (translation: You will suffer for this)

I avoid buying the shirt but Mrs TG see's a tie that would match the unbought shirt and BUYS it while I am in the pub..

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





Well, I suppose if we ever lost Snoopy’s lead…  whistle:
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2007, 10:03:57 AM »
I have one the same, only it is more in the red/pink range. A Xmas present. It is still in the wrapping. evil:
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2007, 10:53:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 25, 2007, 10:03:57 AM
I have one the same, only it is more in the red/pink range. A Xmas present. It is still in the wrapping. evil:
Does it play a tune?
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2007, 11:25:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2007, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM
Whilst out shopping today Mrs TG offered to buy me a shirt. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs TG : Nice shirt (translation: I like this and you WILL wear it)
TG: Ain't got a tie to match it. (translation: I hate it and is the pub open yet?)
Mrs TG: Mmmm (translation: You will suffer for this)

I avoid buying the shirt but Mrs TG see's a tie that would match the unbought shirt and BUYS it while I am in the pub..

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





Well, I suppose if we ever lost Snoopy’s lead…  whistle:

 sick2:
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2007, 11:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 25, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2007, 09:21:11 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on November 24, 2007, 06:19:38 PM
Whilst out shopping today Mrs TG offered to buy me a shirt. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs TG : Nice shirt (translation: I like this and you WILL wear it)
TG: Ain't got a tie to match it. (translation: I hate it and is the pub open yet?)
Mrs TG: Mmmm (translation: You will suffer for this)

I avoid buying the shirt but Mrs TG see's a tie that would match the unbought shirt and BUYS it while I am in the pub..

A attach a picture so that you may have a good laugh at my expense.





Well, I suppose if we ever lost Snoopy’s lead…  whistle:

 sick2:
It would be behind you - you wouldn't see it...  whistle:
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2007, 03:13:11 PM »
But my fans might.  Angry9:

There are some things you shouldn't do ~ not even to a dog .......... and that tie is one of them.
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2007, 03:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 25, 2007, 03:13:11 PM
But my fans might.  Angry9:

There are some things you shouldn't do ~ not even to a dog .......... and that tie is one of them.
Fans!
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Re: Nice tie!
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 09:19:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2007, 03:28:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 25, 2007, 03:13:11 PM
But my fans might.  Angry9:

There are some things you shouldn't do ~ not even to a dog .......... and that tie is one of them.
Fans!
 happy001

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