

BM - I think it's you who should have had the laser treatment!
That is not a BONG, it's a GONG!
This is a BONG:

Dear Ghoul,
Why do you suppose the jokes are being included about The Rank Organisation who, you may recall, used to announce their films with a sequence showing a man hitting a gong which made a BONG sound.
Jeeze ~ the jokes lose a lot when they have to be explained ::)l