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Reindeer injuries
« on: November 24, 2007, 12:26:29 PM »
Santa came a  visiting at the local Garden Centre. Real reindeer. Big antlers.

They put the reindeer in an enclosure for closer inspection. Reindeer got a bit stir crazy.

After the incident we thought it best to get to A&E. Not stitches, but possibly a tetanus shot.

"HOw did this happen?", she said.

"He was attacked by a reindeer," we said.

The pause seemed to go on forever. Then she wrote it down. "Reindeer attack".

He has had the injection and we have been told to watch for "any unusual symptoms".

Such things happen.

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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 12:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Santa came a  visiting at the local Garden Centre. Real reindeer. Big antlers.

They put the reindeer in an enclosure for closer inspection. Reindeer got a bit stir crazy.

After the incident we thought it best to get to A&E. Not stitches, but possibly a tetanus shot.

"HOw did this happen?", she said.

"He was attacked by a reindeer," we said.

The pause seemed to go on forever. Then she wrote it down. "Reindeer attack".

He has had the injection and we have been told to watch for "any unusual symptoms".

Such things happen.
How close did you inspect exactly?  rubschin:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 12:33:20 PM »
They were long antlers -they protruded from the enclosure.

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Christmas Grotto Launch with Mersey Kidney Research, St John's Hospice & Hospice of the Good Shepherd - Saturday 24th November

Santa will be arriving on Saturday 24th November with six of his reindeer. Make sure you don't miss this magical event as Santa's Reindeer are here for one day only!
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 12:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:33:20 PM
They were long antlers -they protruded from the enclosure.

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Christmas Grotto Launch with Mersey Kidney Research, St John's Hospice & Hospice of the Good Shepherd - Saturday 24th November

Santa will be arriving on Saturday 24th November with six of his reindeer. Make sure you don't miss this magical event as Santa's Reindeer are here for one day only!
Off to slaughter tomorrow?  rubschin:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2007, 12:37:18 PM »
Off to wreak more havoc elsewhere I guess.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2007, 12:42:15 PM »
Very quiet in here today…
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2007, 12:45:15 PM »
And you let The Boy get too close  with utterly predictable results ?
One word to the social and you will never see him again !

Would have thought his tetanus shots were always up to date, along with your rabies vacinations.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2007, 12:54:46 PM »
Several others were also sort of "run at" too. It all got a bit frisky evil:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 12:59:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:54:46 PM
Several others were also sort of "run at" too. It all got a bit frisky evil:
Your after-shave prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 03:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2007, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:54:46 PM
Several others were also sort of "run at" too. It all got a bit frisky evil:
Your after-shave prolly...  whistle:

White beard and red face more likely.

Reindeer have decades of oppression to revenge.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 05:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Santa came a  visiting at the local Garden Centre. Real reindeer. Big antlers.

They put the reindeer in an enclosure for closer inspection. Reindeer got a bit stir crazy.

After the incident we thought it best to get to A&E. Not stitches, but possibly a tetanus shot.

"HOw did this happen?", she said.

"He was attacked by a reindeer," we said.

The pause seemed to go on forever. Then she wrote it down. "Reindeer attack".

He has had the injection and we have been told to watch for "any unusual symptoms".





"unusual symptoms"? Did they give any examples, horns, cloven feet?
Such things happen.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 07:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Santa came a  visiting at the local Garden Centre. Real reindeer. Big antlers.

They put the reindeer in an enclosure for closer inspection. Reindeer got a bit stir crazy.

After the incident we thought it best to get to A&E. Not stitches, but possibly a tetanus shot.

"HOw did this happen?", she said.

"He was attacked by a reindeer," we said.

The pause seemed to go on forever. Then she wrote it down. "Reindeer attack".

He has had the injection and we have been told to watch for "any unusual symptoms".

Such things happen.

Only in Nick World  ::)
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2007, 09:09:58 AM »
Good morning Sir Nick.

How's The Boy this morning ~ any signs of antler growth, shiny red nose, inclination to eat carrots?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 09:12:08 AM »
No. Off school with The Vomit evil:

Up half the night cry:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 09:14:23 AM »
 rubschin: That'll be the tetanus shot I 'spect.
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