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Offline Nick

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Small boys who fart in the car
« on: November 21, 2007, 04:00:02 PM »
Open window. Freezing cold with a trace of sleet.
CLose window. Try to breathe through mouth
Turn on AirCon at max: smell gets recycled

It was those beans last night!

Will he admit it?

Should we carry onions and stuff about with us, or what?
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 04:02:02 PM »
I wouldn't know. I am normally the farter and as we all know one can't smell one's own.
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 04:02:33 PM »
You have some special immunity?
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 04:02:52 PM »
Can you smell your own farts?
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 04:03:13 PM »
Yes. That's normal!
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 04:03:28 PM »
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 04:05:17 PM »
Yours prolly smell of scented candles or somesuch noooo:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 04:06:16 PM »
 point:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 04:06:49 PM »
I'm getting déjà vu again  rubschin:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 04:06:55 PM »
Everyone can smell their own unless they are in denial!

As for small boys ~ They delight in the whole process but they do grow out of it (some not until they are in their seventies I grant you). I have found it best to (a) Ignore them (b) adjust their diet and (c) carry a spare pair of underpants for them in the glove box .... just in case!  eeek:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2007, 04:07:18 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 04:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2007, 04:05:17 PM
Yours prolly smell of scented candles or somesuch noooo:

Nope.  redface: Mr Wench says they smell like something has died in my colon and apparently girls shouldn't make smells like it.  redface:
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2007, 04:09:17 PM »
Mr Wench is very wise and sensible then
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2007, 04:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2007, 04:09:17 PM
Mr Wench is very wise and sensible then

Hmmmmm.
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Re: Small boys who fart in the car
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 04:10:15 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 21, 2007, 04:08:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2007, 04:05:17 PM
Yours prolly smell of scented candles or somesuch noooo:

Nope.  redface: Mr Wench says they smell like something has died in my colon and apparently girls shouldn't make smells like it.  redface:

He needs to get out more.
Mrs DS #3 can make pigs run for cover. sick2:
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