Ooooh! Snow!

[TG]

Well it snowed like a mad bugger here last night. By the time I went to bed there was an inch or so of snow and it was still coming down heavily.

I woke up this morning expecting the nation to have ground to a halt and ready to make that marvelous phone call :

TG : Wont be in today.
Work : Suprise, suprise. What is it? Delhi belly? Nasty rash? Cant be arsed? Outbreak of sobriety?
TG : Nah mate, snowed in innit.
Work : Oh Bugger, Cya next week then.

And what do I find when I arise?

Nowt. Nothing. All gone. Washed away in the night.

Bastard weather.

 

[Barman]

Well it snowed like a mad bugger here last night. By the time I went to bed there was an inch or so of snow and it was still coming down heavily.

I woke up this morning expecting the nation to have ground to a halt and ready to make that marvelous phone call :

TG : Wont be in today.
Work : Suprise, suprise. What is it? Delhi belly? Nasty rash? Cant be arsed? Outbreak of sobriety?
TG : Nah mate, snowed in innit.
Work : Oh Bugger, Cya next week then.

And what do I find when I arise?

Nowt. Nothing. All gone. Washed away in the night.

Bastard weather.

 

So did you have Delhi belly instead then?

[TG]

Well it snowed like a mad bugger here last night. By the time I went to bed there was an inch or so of snow and it was still coming down heavily.

I woke up this morning expecting the nation to have ground to a halt and ready to make that marvelous phone call :

TG : Wont be in today.
Work : Suprise, suprise. What is it? Delhi belly? Nasty rash? Cant be arsed? Outbreak of sobriety?
TG : Nah mate, snowed in innit.
Work : Oh Bugger, Cya next week then.

And what do I find when I arise?

Nowt. Nothing. All gone. Washed away in the night.

Bastard weather.

 

So did you have Delhi belly instead then?

Nope. Turned up. 

[Pastis]

And the long range forecast...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071123/tuk-winter-warmer-the-weather-forecast-i-45dbed5_1.html

Sky News weather forecaster Francis Wilson says: "This weekend looks pretty chilly.

"After a freezing cold start in England, the dazzling morning will turn into a raw, wet, filthy day."

  I was planning a filthy evening though... 

[Barman]

And the long range forecast...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071123/tuk-winter-warmer-the-weather-forecast-i-45dbed5_1.html

Sky News weather forecaster Francis Wilson says: "This weekend looks pretty chilly.

"After a freezing cold start in England, the dazzling morning will turn into a raw, wet, filthy day."

  I was planning a filthy evening though... 

[Snoopy]

And the long range forecast...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071123/tuk-winter-warmer-the-weather-forecast-i-45dbed5_1.html

Sky News weather forecaster Francis Wilson says: "This weekend looks pretty chilly.

"After a freezing cold start in England, the dazzling morning will turn into a raw, wet, filthy day."

  I was planning a filthy evening though... 

Waste of time old boy ~ The minute you walk through the door, bottle of wine in one hand, bunch of roses (only a fiver from the man who stands in the middle of the A1 just past the Mill Hill Broadway junction) in your hand, testosterone oozing from every pore .... she will develop a headache ~ you know she will.
Forget the roses and wine and buy her some aspirin. When you hand them to her and she says "But I don't have a headache" grab your chance while you can.

[Barman]

And the long range forecast...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071123/tuk-winter-warmer-the-weather-forecast-i-45dbed5_1.html

Sky News weather forecaster Francis Wilson says: "This weekend looks pretty chilly.

"After a freezing cold start in England, the dazzling morning will turn into a raw, wet, filthy day."

  I was planning a filthy evening though... 

Waste of time old boy ~ The minute you walk through the door, bottle of wine in one hand, bunch of roses (only a fiver from the man who stands in the middle of the A1 just past the Mill Hill Broadway junction) in your hand, testosterone oozing from every pore .... she will develop a headache ~ you know she will.
Forget the roses and wine and buy her some aspirin. When you hand them to her and she says "But I don't have a headache" grab your chance while you can.

[Pastis]

And the long range forecast...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071123/tuk-winter-warmer-the-weather-forecast-i-45dbed5_1.html

Sky News weather forecaster Francis Wilson says: "This weekend looks pretty chilly.

"After a freezing cold start in England, the dazzling morning will turn into a raw, wet, filthy day."

  I was planning a filthy evening though... 

Waste of time old boy ~ The minute you walk through the door, bottle of wine in one hand, bunch of roses (only a fiver from the man who stands in the middle of the A1 just past the Mill Hill Broadway junction) in your hand, testosterone oozing from every pore .... she will develop a headache ~ you know she will.
Forget the roses and wine and buy her some aspirin. When you hand them to her and she says "But I don't have a headache" grab your chance while you can.

   I defer to our learned friend's broad experience of the life hedonistic