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Elvis Impersonators…
« on: October 26, 2007, 05:33:21 PM »
What thinks we?  rubschin:

I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)…  noooo:

Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such).  surrender:

Am I wrong?  shrugs:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 05:52:18 PM »
Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...

Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed  shrugs:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 05:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 05:52:18 PM
Shoot me down in flames ( redface:) but I think the entertainment lies in the disparity between the Impersonator and the real thing...

Thereby entertainment value = Kitsch quotient x no. of alcohol units audience comsumed  shrugs:
Okay… I’m guessing you like karaoke too – for the same reasons?  whistle:

I’d rather have all my toenails pulled-out, my skin removed and rolled in salt (not Lo salt) than attend karaoke – or faux Elvis for that matter…  noooo:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 06:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 05:33:21 PM
What thinks we?  rubschin:

I have been castigated for refusing to go and see one in the village this evening (it will be fun!)…  noooo:

Quite frankly, I wouldn’t go and see the real Elvis should he suddenly re-appear let alone a second-rate impersonator (I figure a first rate impersonator would be working in Vegas or some such).  surrender:

Am I wrong?  shrugs:

Couldn't agree more....  mind you the idea of toenail pulling might just send me...lesser of 2 evils you know!!!! How about the Welsh male voice choir tomorrow..... would you have come if you hadn't been swanning off to better entertainment!!!????  eyes:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM »
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 06:22:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 06:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 06:22:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:
I expect she had a big BUTT ans well. whistle:
I'm sure there was a big BUTT involved...  whistle:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 06:41:38 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 06:57:24 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
Down's syndrome?
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 06:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
 
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 11:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
'Like' is not the word when it comes to Karaoke. But... and that's a big BUT, I once was taken to a Karaoke bar in Seoul and, for the honour of this septic isle, was obliged to perform  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It took a few beers but much to the delight of my hosts... well, WTF, an outrageous rendition of Bad Moon Rising was delivered...

The boss's secretary was impressed  eyes:
If the boss’ secretary shagged you, and she was fit then fair doos… otherwise you are an abomination unto man…  noooo:

I couldn't... possibly ... comment  eyes:

And actually, the butt in question was small, peach like, perfectly formed, and, well suited to the Mongolian Princess in question...  redface:
She was a mongol?

No, no no no ... yes... but more like this...
 
 eyes:

Did the white tattoo put you off at all?
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 02:11:28 PM »
 whistle:   

No.

Would it you?   eyes:
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Re: Elvis Impersonators…
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2012, 10:51:34 PM »
We employ an Elvis impersonator .............. redface:...........

but people love him ......... :thumbsup:
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