Funny things in the post from Dorset !

[Snoopy]

Be bloody fractures in a minute 

[Landlady]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

Yes 
Have sent him out to do some proper work today -

first call was local to resolve a minor technical hitch being expereinced
second call was a new site survey - went soooooooo well they are coming around to TLHOTP at 16:30 today to try out a system for real , better get the duster out  Only worrying thing is the female is called Marta - do you think she's a spy 
third call, that he says he has just finished, was 1 hour outside of Lim and another technical hitch resolved

Don't see why I should do all the work everyday whilst he plays in the Pub - do you? 

I'm trying to get the figures (fractions) togother to file current quarters VAT return 

[Tinkerbell]

Today we have received two Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre adoption certificates 

BM apparently has adopted 'LULU' who is allegedly a female chimp that arrived at Monkey World on the 14/10/00 estimated to have been originally born during 1992. It states that she was born in a circus travelling through Cyprus when her mother attacked her and bit her arm. Lulu's arm became infected and a Cypriot family saved her life by taking her home and getting their doctor (not vet) to amputate the poisonus limb. She it states gets along very well without her right arm so much so that most people do not realize that she is missing the arm. But do the other monkeys notice I wonder 

My adopted primate is apparently named 'SALLY' another female chimp who was allegedly used as a photographer's prop in Spain, arriving at Monkey World on 10/11/93 and estimated to have been originally born during 1989. It states that Sally was moved to the nursery on 15/04/05 and proved to be a very good and caring adoptive mother for the many babies they have rescued. Sally is they say a very good role model for the younger chimps and encourages them to play outside. Her personality is adventurous and mischievous. Whilst most chimps dislike water, Sally often plays and bathes in the pool during the summer 

WHAT?
WHY?
WHO?

I think it may be an early Christmas present from BM's sister but my mind now boggles 
If it is has BM's sister matched the chimps to our own personalities?
How did she know about the recent escaped in the wood with Wenchy and poor BM's loss of limb?
Why does mine reference playing in pools and mischievous personality, is this a piss take of my earlier accident this year due to combination of pool and champayne cocktails?
 

Did you get photos in the pack.....if so that solves another Chrissie pressie problem...new frames for new lounge, to sit above the new fire, perhaps!!!   

[Snoopy]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

Yes 
Have sent him out to do some proper work today -

first call was local to resolve a minor technical hitch being expereinced
second call was a new site survey - went soooooooo well they are coming around to TLHOTP at 16:30 today to try out a system for real , better get the duster out  Only worrying thing is the female is called Marta - do you think she's a spy 
third call, that he says he has just finished, was 1 hour outside of Lim and another technical hitch resolved

Don't see why I should do all the work everyday whilst he plays in the Pub - do you? 

I'm trying to get the figures (fractions) togother to file current quarters VAT return 

Thank you for a sensible answer LL ~ quite unlike the one received from the staff   

[Barman]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

I am here my little ones (not you Wenchy).

Did you miss me?

[Snoopy]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

I am here my little ones (not you Wenchy).

Did you miss me?

  On reflection ~ not a lot, just being nosy is all.

[Barman]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

I am here my little ones (not you Wenchy).

Did you miss me?

  On reflection ~ not a lot, just being nosy is all.

Oh.. 

[Bar Wench]

Where is BM today ~ not out doing a bit of screwing and erecting is he?

I am here my little ones (not you Wenchy).

Did you miss me?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

[Snoopy]

Think she means it?

[Barman]

Think she means it?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

[Bar Wench]

Think she means it?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!

[Landlady]

Did you get photos in the pack.....if so that solves another Chrissie pressie problem...new frames for new lounge, to sit above the new fire, perhaps!!!   

Hi Tinks - yes laminated pic's were also enclosed BUT not sure about the helpful   suggestion on where and how they should be displayed (being that I am soooooooooooooooooo pleased with this gift) because whilst BM's adoptive primate is obviously quite a near relation to himself   being hairy and one armed   mine looks nothing like me, but then again how often have you come across a blond monkey   perhaps don't answer that anyone    

[Barman]

Think she means it?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!

OH NO YOU DON'T OH NO YOU DON'T OH NO YOU DON'T

[Snoopy]

Oh Do Give Over

[Tinkerbell]

Did you get photos in the pack.....if so that solves another Chrissie pressie problem...new frames for new lounge, to sit above the new fire, perhaps!!!   

Hi Tinks - yes laminated pic's were also enclosed BUT not sure about the helpful   suggestion on where and how they should be displayed (being that I am soooooooooooooooooo pleased with this gift) because whilst BM's adoptive primate is obviously quite a near relation to himself   being hairy and one armed   mine looks nothing like me, but then again how often have you come across a blond monkey   perhaps don't answer that anyone    

OK...idea cancelled! Hey they're showing off with their HUGE graphics aren't they?????? How's the tax return??  Just had a swim....nearly fell back in  putting the cover back on single-handed. Now taking 4 legged tink junior for long walk on heath to warm up!!! Coming Snoopy??