Today we have received two Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre adoption certificates

BM apparently has adopted 'LULU' who is allegedly a female chimp that arrived at Monkey World on the 14/10/00 estimated to have been originally born during 1992. It states that she was born in a circus travelling through Cyprus when her mother attacked her and bit her arm. Lulu's arm became infected and a Cypriot family saved her life by taking her home and getting their doctor (not vet) to amputate the poisonus limb. She it states gets along very well without her right arm so much so that most people do not realize that she is missing the arm. But do the other monkeys notice I wonder

My adopted primate is apparently named 'SALLY' another female chimp who was allegedly used as a photographer's prop in Spain, arriving at Monkey World on 10/11/93 and estimated to have been originally born during 1989. It states that Sally was moved to the nursery on 15/04/05 and proved to be a very good and caring adoptive mother for the many babies they have rescued. Sally is they say a very good role model for the younger chimps and encourages them to play outside. Her personality is adventurous and mischievous. Whilst most chimps dislike water, Sally often plays and bathes in the pool during the summer

WHAT?
WHY?
WHO?
I think it may be an early Christmas present from BM's sister but my mind now boggles
If it is has BM's sister matched the chimps to our own personalities?
How did she know about the recent escaped in the wood with Wenchy and poor BM's loss of limb?
Why does mine reference playing in pools and mischievous personality, is this a piss take of my earlier accident this year due to combination of pool and champayne cocktails?