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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #600 on: July 04, 2018, 05:16:02 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1

This is confidential right...?  rubschin:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #601 on: July 04, 2018, 07:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 05:16:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2018, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Miss I (and other wimmin) are consulting me a lot lately, so I felt it right to re-open this as I am on point :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Come on VPers and I will advise  angel1

This is confidential right...?  rubschin:

I am very empathetic. Confess all.

I reckon you'll blab...  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #602 on: July 04, 2018, 07:18:45 PM »
No. No one will know  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #603 on: June 09, 2020, 05:11:08 PM »
Re opened during the current difficulties. Confess your problems and I will offer top notch advice, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #604 on: June 09, 2020, 05:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2020, 05:11:08 PM
Re opened during the current difficulties. Confess your problems and I will offer top notch advice, like  :thumbsup:

Dear Dr Nick.

I'm finding that I'm getting a bit of a headache due to the amount of tea and coffee I am drinking, soooo...

How many hours after waking is it acceptable to have a livener ?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #605 on: June 09, 2020, 06:09:41 PM »
My elderly pal Apey frequently has a livener shortly after his breakfast at about 3 p.m.

I think you need to cut down on your caffeine intake and stick to plant based beverages such as beer and wine. They are part of your 15 a day  :thumbsup:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #606 on: June 09, 2020, 07:16:28 PM »
Dear Dr Nick

The price of wine is going up because of excessive consumption by Team Collapso.  What can be done about this?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #607 on: June 09, 2020, 07:23:51 PM »


I find Tesco Collapso is well within my means, but you may be poor. BM has excellent and safe recipes for home beer production (non-explosive, mostly) and I have good advice in the Restaurant thread for making wine using readily available materials such as potatoes and cat food. The Greeks have been making wine (Retsina) out of Dettol for generations.  Buy Dettol, add yeast, wait a couple of days and Stavros is yer uncle :thumbsup:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #608 on: June 09, 2020, 08:04:55 PM »
Dr Nick

I'm convinced my new neighbour is trying to kill me.  What can I do?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #609 on: June 09, 2020, 08:19:25 PM »
Dear Dr Nick,

I'm worried that the love of my life may be cheating on me as he keeps taking lunch around to an older woman and hasn't talked about us going on holiday again once the lockdown lifts. What should I do?

Nod.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #610 on: June 09, 2020, 08:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2020, 08:04:55 PM
Dr Nick

I'm convinced my new neighbour is trying to kill me.  What can I do?

Mr Rat

He is kind and has put out some food for you. Enjoy it!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #611 on: June 09, 2020, 08:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2020, 08:19:25 PM
Dear Dr Nick,

I'm worried that the love of my life may be cheating on me as he keeps taking lunch around to an older woman and hasn't talked about us going on holiday again once the lockdown lifts. What should I do?

Nod.
I advise you to grow up. You can easily get a train to Skegness and spend a week in a lovely caravan.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #612 on: June 09, 2020, 09:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2020, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2020, 08:19:25 PM
Dear Dr Nick,

I'm worried that the love of my life may be cheating on me as he keeps taking lunch around to an older woman and hasn't talked about us going on holiday again once the lockdown lifts. What should I do?

Nod.
I advise you to grow up. You can easily get a train to Skegness and spend a week in a lovely caravan.

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What has Nod done to deserve a week in that shitehole?  eeek:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #613 on: June 10, 2020, 04:08:50 PM »
My surgery is open  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #614 on: June 10, 2020, 04:18:02 PM »
Dr Nick

On one forum I am apparently a racist git for challenging accusations of institutional racism, on another I'm apparently a far lefty multiculturalist bastard for challenging racism and in this pub I get told off if I make unpopular political points . . . .


 . . .  so Dr Nick what do you advise, collapso or beer?
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