Snout replacement chewy

[GROWLER]

Nicotinell. Any ex smokers used it?

Great for the first few tabs. Really gives you a nicotine buzz, but then it just becomes like ordinary chewy.
Very tasty the licquorice flavour i must say, but now totally uselss as an expensive replacement for the snouts.
Recommendations anyone?

11 days and it's starting to look good apart from feeling like a sack of old shite.....toxins escaping from my body according to the gospel of old mother GROWLER.

[Bar Wench]

She is right. I felt pants for a couple of weeks. And then seemed to be constantly ill as nicotine kills off germs.

I didn't use an replacement therapy as you then just have to give them up. The only one I did ever find that gave me a hit was the microtabs. Those and normal chewing gum.

[Nick]

I think you are meant to stick them to your arm, not eat them!

[Barman]

I know a guy that chain-chews them ? quite disgusting ? and he gave up two years ago! God knows what the stuff is doing to his teeth/gums/stomach?

Mrs. Barman had good results with the patches (mind you she started again and is still smoking so not that good). Much better than nasty gum?

[Bar Wench]

The patches gave me terrible nightmares! Then I made the mistake of having a ciggie whilst having one stuck on. I passed out at the station. 

[Darwins Selection]

I think you are meant to stick them to your arm, not eat them!

I thought they were suppositories.

[Barman]

The patches gave me terrible nightmares! Then I made the mistake of having a ciggie whilst having one stuck on. I passed out at the station. 

And if you wear them in bed they can come detached and stick on Mr Wench! 

[Berek]

I felt really ill when I gave up drinking for 4 hours

[GROWLER]

I felt really ill when I gave up drinking for 4 hours

You're ill anyway, so no change there then ey?

[GROWLER]

I've had to come home early now anyway.
The most atrocious migrane has started....no pain, never is, just rapidly disappearing vision. First one I've had for months.

Who actually is the soft shite that reckons fags are bad for you again please?
My quack should be giving out prescriptions for boxes of 200 of them imo, to be taken 20 a day, plenty to alcholic drink, plenty of rest, and come back in a fortnight if the symptoms haven't gone for a repeat prescription.

[Bar Wench]

That is the nicotine withdrawl kicking in. Go to bed. If you're asleep you aren't thinking about smoking.

[Nick]

You should grumble. I am about to set off on my now thrice weekly visit to effing Ellesmere Port

[Barman]

You should grumble. I am about to set off on my now thrice weekly visit to effing Ellesmere Port

What?s that for then? You bringing in duty free fags? 

[Nick]

Tennis lessons

[Barman]

Tennis lessons

No fags then?