I am chained to the oven 
Saturday nights ain't what they used to be 
Can I introduce you to a couple of gay oriental soup manufacturers?

TBH their home made Minestrone was superb. Why is it that vegetabley bits like onion retain the heat for so long

I actually ended up spending more time selling refreshment tickets than making sandwiches; clearly my avuncular charm outweighs my culinary expertise

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Also had a pleasant chat with my MP and her Mum; I'm warming to her, she can be quite a thorn in the government's @rse from time to time.