Author Topic: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton  (Read 4738 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154970
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2007, 01:39:41 PM »
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2007, 01:40:25 PM »
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:

Go and make money off some other poor innocent.  sad24:


Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2007, 01:41:37 PM »
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:
Don't let him trick you. noooo:

That is a spider dispenser, used to insert them behind the neighbours sofa.
I mostly despair

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36812
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2007, 04:57:03 PM »
I NEED one of those!!!
£65 inc. P & P  whistle:

Go and make money off some other poor innocent.  sad24:



Wenchy, you probably have the parts to build one within the tat mountain:

a hand bellows
a small grille
a tube to attach to the front

1. Mount grille inside the tube and attach to the front of the bellows
2. Place open end over spider and open bellows, sucking spider in.
3. Find open window, poke outside and close bellows hard
4. Hope the next door neighbour isnt an arachnophobe as well  whistle:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2007, 05:03:38 PM »
4. Hope the next door neighbour isnt an arachnophobe as well  whistle:

Or in possession of a bigger tube and bellows?

A large spider, with a grudge, returning Chez Wench at 150MPH is a sobering thought. eeek:

I mostly despair

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36812
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2007, 05:09:59 PM »
And most certainly not a catarantulapulttm

« Last Edit: October 04, 2007, 05:16:02 PM by Grumpmeister »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Sour Puss

  • Guest
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2007, 09:18:17 PM »
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:


spider: They are huge here at the moment, I don't mind spiders, but even I am picking my feet up, when they thunder across the carpet and up the walls.  whistle: Still I don't have any flys or mozzies.

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2007, 09:27:36 AM »
http://www.buyabugbuster.com/products/listProds.asp?catID=1

£9.99 ~ Avoid Cypriot Rip-off merchants
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154970
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2007, 09:34:37 AM »
Have sent the link to Mr Wench.  lol: