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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 01:12:08 PM »
So have we. What's going on?
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 01:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:10:58 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 01:14:23 PM »
We are also suffering from seasonal Excessive Squirrel Activity. They are everywhere. And fat!
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2007, 01:14:55 PM »
They've dug up all Mr Wench's raddishes.
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2007, 01:15:51 PM »
I don't know what to say.
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2007, 01:20:23 PM »
Perhaps it's going to a cold winter?

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Beware when squirrels are lardy
For winter you need to be hardy.
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2007, 01:24:08 PM »
I think it is. The finches have eaten every berry on the hawthorn tree. They must know someting. SHould I inform the Met Office?
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2007, 01:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 04, 2007, 01:12:08 PM
So have we. What's going on?

Same here, it's obviously the time of year. I instructed my wife to empty the "spider-vac" down the toilet, cos I was convinced it was the same bugger getting back in. Alas no.

They're a real bugger to catch as well.
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM »
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2007, 01:28:06 PM »
I sense more shopping coming on noooo:
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2007, 01:33:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:10:58 PM
We have got some whoppers around the house at the moment.

They do seem to be bigger at the moment don't they. scared2:
Take your glasses off. ::)
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2007, 01:36:05 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:



Beats the jam jar and card trick. My wife humanely lets them go outside the front door. I just use it as a convenient transport to a watery WC grave.
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2007, 01:36:17 PM »
I don't wear glasses actually!!

Spider Vac? Hello? Anyone?
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2007, 01:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:26:26 PM
Spider vac?  rubschin: eeek: rubschin:
The new Dyson SpiderVac... only £59.99...

Shall I briong one over for you?  whistle:
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Re: Its the scare a Wenchy caption competiton
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2007, 01:38:47 PM »
I NEED one of those!!!
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