Vote me, windswept and interesting with a certain boyish charm....... 
Read Fly-blown and somewhat shabby with a childish sense of humour
Pardon? is there a problem here?
Clearly you are not an "Archers" listener.
Obviously not 
A recent story line in the archers was about a "lonely" man advertising for "Female Friendship" in the local paper. he wanted to be honest in his description of himself but others had different ideas about what he should put in the ad to make him more attractive to the opposite sex. Ultimately his ad was placed along with one written by his "advisers" ~ guess what .... the ad that "dressed him up" a bit attracted the replies.
My little joke at your expense assumed that someone else on here might just pick up the reference but once again my erudition is wasted .................. see Nick on the subject of Phillistines
