Drunken neighbours

[Bar Wench]

Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.

Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.

 

I went back to bed.

[Nick]

Bucket of cold water might have done the trick.

Or acid, or similar.

[Bar Wench]

Bucket of cold water might have done the trick.

Or acid, or similar.

I'm ground floor and was home alone. No Mr Wench, no boys upstairs. 

[Grumpmeister]

Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.

Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.

 

I went back to bed.

If this turns out to be a regular occurence may I recommend a concealed sheep fence in the garden, I'm sure that sensation would put anyone off relieving themselves in there ever again

[Darwins Selection]

Who were dropped off Friday night at 11:45 in two cars which then sat outside the house and hooted at each other for ten minutes.

Same thing Saturday night at 12:05 I opened the curtains to scream at them through the window and one of the friends was taking a slash in my front garden.

 

I went back to bed.

If this turns out to be a regular occurence may I recommend a concealed sheep fence in the garden, I'm sure that sensation would put anyone off relieving themselves in there ever again

I do have a spare "Electric Shepherd" if you want.
 

[Bar Wench]

I'm buying an air gun.  Rubber pellet to the knob will soon put them off. 

[Nick]

Why rubber? And how good is your aim

[Bar Wench]

Why rubber? And how good is your aim

Pretty good when I want it to be.

Rubber because I assume that using shards of glass would be illegal.

[Nick]

I thought you menat you were firing condoms

[Bar Wench]

I thought you menat you were firing condoms

No dear. Rubber bullets. 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm buying an air gun.  Rubber pellet to the knob will soon put them off. 

I still say that the sheep fence is a better option, may even clean up the gene pool at the same time