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Offline apc2010

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Serves you right ..!.
« on: May 19, 2026, 06:39:13 PM »
So Miss T s father and her sister..sprigs n fella are here in Cyprus for 4 days ….

They are staying at a hotel we occasionally work at ..owned by Tui ….

We have worked for Tui as a supplier for 15 years ….so we contacted Tui to arrange Musty visiting her family whilst here …

Lots of erm .. rubschin: etc …and “ you can buy a day pass  150 snotters a day ..”… eeek:

Anyhoo went to meet family there today and to consider our options …..We paid for their taxi …

Whilst waiting at reception her sister found a wrist band on the floor  Thumbs:


To explain the wristbands are proof of guest free booze n tucker ….. Thumbs:

So now Miss T has a new red bracelet …..and free booze n grub whenever she visits ….

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Re: Serves you right ..!.
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2026, 06:43:36 PM »
 :thumbsup: Trebles all round
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Re: Serves you right ..!.
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2026, 06:47:27 PM »
:thumbsup: Trebles all round

Miss T father is a typical tight northerner … noooo: he is already trying to bankrupt the hotel ….and will no doubt steal anything not bolted down ….. noooo: claiming ..”I’ve paid for that “….

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Re: Serves you right ..!.
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2026, 04:32:38 AM »
So Miss T s father and her sister..sprigs n fella are here in Cyprus for 4 days ….

They are staying at a hotel we occasionally work at ..owned by Tui ….

We have worked for Tui as a supplier for 15 years ….so we contacted Tui to arrange Musty visiting her family whilst here …

Lots of erm .. rubschin: etc …and “ you can buy a day pass  150 snotters a day ..”… eeek:

Anyhoo went to meet family there today and to consider our options …..We paid for their taxi …

Whilst waiting at reception her sister found a wrist band on the floor  Thumbs:


To explain the wristbands are proof of guest free booze n tucker ….. Thumbs:

So now Miss T has a new red bracelet …..and free booze n grub whenever she visits ….


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Re: Serves you right ..!.
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2026, 10:58:11 PM »
Her father drank his body weight today … noooo:  he is not a drinker ….

Misty sister fella was also totally mortalled ….. noooo:


Always great to turn up at 11 pm after work sober … evil:

Miss T wasnt much better ….

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Re: Serves you right ..!.
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2026, 11:10:14 PM »
 noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #6 on: Yesterday at 03:42:25 AM »
Her father drank his body weight today … noooo:  he is not a drinker ….

Misty sister fella was also totally mortalled ….. noooo:


Always great to turn up at 11 pm after work sober … evil:

Miss T wasnt much better ….


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