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The all new Nostrilcam thread
« on: May 05, 2026, 12:56:27 PM »
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2026, 04:14:19 PM »
No videos please
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2026, 04:20:34 PM »
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2026, 08:03:13 AM »
Whenever I've have a nose swab I break into spontaneous laughter    rubschin:

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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2026, 08:15:42 AM »
Whenever I've have a nose swab I break into spontaneous laughter    rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2026, 08:49:04 AM »
Blimey! Appointment for next Thursday!!
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2026, 09:13:13 AM »
Blimey! Appointment for next Thursday!!
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2026, 12:07:18 PM »
Off I go… scared2:
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2026, 05:04:09 PM »
Finally back

Very young doctor asks what wrong.

I CAN’’T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP!!

He asks again and I explain two inner ear infections and two burst ear drums

He puts a thing in my ears

YOU’VE GOT TWO BURST EARDRUMS AS A RESULT OF INFECTION

I agree with him.

He produces  tuning fork to test my hearing.

I have to show him how it works.

He sends me for a hearing test with headphones and everyfink.

He sees me again.

MY BOSS IS COMING TO HAVE A LOOK

She does

YOU’VE GOT TWO BURST EARDRUMS AS A RESULT OF INFECTION

She prescribes more antibiotics and says I will get an appointment for an MRI scan

I go to hospital pharmacy and wait an hour for meds

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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2026, 05:08:20 PM »
WHAT YOU SAY?
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Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2026, 10:22:14 PM »
WHAT YOU SAY?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO STEVE?
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