Fixed Penalty Notice

[Nick]

Pay within 14 days or it doubles.

I try to pay.  Web address for online payment doesn’t work.

But there’s a phone number too 

I call it.

“This person’s phone is switched off”

I’m fucked 

[Steve]

Pay within 14 days or it doubles.

I try to pay.  Web address for online payment doesn’t work.

But there’s a phone number too 

I call it.

“This person’s phone is switched off”

I’m fucked 

You sure it's not a scam?

[Nick]

My first thought