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Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« on: February 05, 2026, 02:58:23 PM »
What do we think about how this might play out?

He’s a pariah. He’s exiled to North Norfolk. The domestic staff are rebelling. He’s in the house all day. He’s not going to get invited anywhere. He would probably be barred from the local pub if he ever showed his face there. 

Extradition might happen followed by time in an American prison.

So what are his options? I wouldn’t be surprised to hear of a fatal “ accident “ before long. And that’s after he hits the bottle.

See also: Mandelson

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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2026, 03:09:46 PM »
topping himself does seem a strong possibility
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2026, 03:11:11 PM »
It would be explained away as a horse riding accident I suspect
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2026, 03:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 05, 2026, 03:09:46 PM
topping himself does seem a strong possibility

Agreed - but does he have the guts for it...?
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2026, 04:57:45 PM »
He might be “helped “ eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2026, 04:59:20 PM »
We shall see. So what about Mandelson? He too has run out of road.
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2026, 05:09:42 PM »
Indeed
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2026, 06:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2026, 04:59:20 PM
We shall see. So what about Mandelson? He too has run out of road.

I don't see Mandy topping himself (or allowing himself to be topped), he thinks he is too important for that...  noooo:
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2026, 06:18:16 PM »
Quite!
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2026, 06:35:32 PM »
Where's that Death Bingo Card when you need it
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2026, 06:43:12 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2026, 06:47:02 PM »
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2026, 05:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2026, 06:47:02 PM
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.

Mandy won't go to prison, he knows too much and too many people...  noooo:
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2026, 11:25:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2026, 05:59:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2026, 06:47:02 PM
Mandleson I suspect will die in prison as some of his fellow inmates will suspect that his friendship with Epstein mean he also partook. Mountbatten-Windsor will  either be completely removed from the family using some ancient obscure law that nobody has heard of until now and then sent into exile or will have an accident.

Mandy won't go to prison, he knows too much and too many people...  noooo:
I hope you're wrong but fear you could be right.
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Re: Mr Mountbatten-Windsor
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2026, 12:56:00 PM »
I fear you may be right, but at what point can someone stops police investigation without causing more trouble?
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