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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2026, 10:54:58 PM »
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


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British squaddies "Hold my beer..."

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/military-locations-leaked-strava-5HjdXK5_2/

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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2026, 05:19:30 AM »
Officer reportedly leaks location of French aircraft carrier with Strava run

A French officer has reportedly revealed the location of an aircraft carrier deployed towards the Middle East after publicly registering a run on sports app Strava.

French news outlet Le Monde, external first reported the officer, referred to as Arthur, logged a 35-minute run on the app while exercising on the deck of aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle on 13 March.


 noooo:

British squaddies "Hold my beer..."

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/military-locations-leaked-strava-5HjdXK5_2/

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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2026, 08:14:55 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2026, 09:47:42 PM »
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2026, 12:38:40 AM »
Idiot French shithead takes straw from public drinks machine, licks it and puts it back in  sick2: and posts video of such on Instagram

In Singapore where they don't treat such with kid gloves.  Could (hopefully will) get jail, will almost certainly get big fine and an end to his studies there.  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw8w849g6go

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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2026, 04:45:12 AM »
Idiot French shithead takes straw from public drinks machine, licks it and puts it back in  sick2: and posts video of such on Instagram

In Singapore where they don't treat such with kid gloves.  Could (hopefully will) get jail, will almost certainly get big fine and an end to his studies there.  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw8w849g6go

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