Battlebus 2 handbrake has gone ..waiting for parts ….

So parking on flat in gear ….
Battlebus 1 ..has keycard problem ….the mobile mechanic turns up in “ regular” car …

then asks if I have any pliers ..

….. he then tries to jump start it …

..I politely explain this is not the problem ( without offending his ego ) ….he went off and said he would come back with more tools …
Then realise that MOT has expired on Renault …

…..