Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.

[Steve]

I thought it was a wind up till I checked on the website and found that not only was it real but it's already sold out. Dr Squatch was selling a bar of soap with a couple of drops of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it. Whoever bought this gets nominated. 

[Barman]

I thought it was a wind up till I checked on the website and found that not only was it real but it's already sold out. Dr Squatch was selling a bar of soap with a couple of drops of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it. Whoever bought this gets nominated. 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

And the moral of the story is don't shove a police officer when they are in tactical gear carrying a tear gas launcher 



 

[Barman]

And the moral of the story is don't shove a police officer when they are in tactical gear carrying a tear gas launcher 



 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.. 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/itv-adds-trigger-warning-to-carry-on-star-kenneth-william-s-show-due-to-outdated-references/ar-AA1LNDtj?apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1

[Barman]

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.. 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/itv-adds-trigger-warning-to-carry-on-star-kenneth-william-s-show-due-to-outdated-references/ar-AA1LNDtj?apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1

FFS! 

[Grumpmeister]

I'd like to recommend the pair of utter cockwombles who decided it would be perfectly fine to spark up a spliff in the screen tonight. 

[Barman]

I'd like to recommend the pair of utter cockwombles who decided it would be perfectly fine to spark up a spliff in the screen tonight. 

[Grumpmeister]

We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!! 

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this. 

[Barman]

We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!! 

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this. 

 

[Steve]

We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!! 

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this. 

what a berk