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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2026, 05:12:29 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2026, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2026, 03:34:30 PM
He says it’s definitely a lot of dosh  cloud9:
You are for all of us our bestest friend, lend us a fiver* each.

* five grand that is  whistle:

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #181 on: April 30, 2026, 05:18:11 PM »
The barrister has written the most terrifying letter to Mrs Nick’s solicitors, full of details and threats eveilgrin:

I told him to send it.

I added, “Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war”!!

He’s given her 28 days to cough up eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #182 on: April 30, 2026, 10:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2026, 05:18:11 PM
The barrister has written the most terrifying letter to Mrs Nick’s solicitors, full of details and threats eveilgrin:

I told him to send it.

I added, “Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war”!!

He’s given her 28 days to cough up eveilgrin:
Time to sell the pay per view TV rights?
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #183 on: May 01, 2026, 04:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2026, 05:18:11 PM
The barrister has written the most terrifying letter to Mrs Nick’s solicitors, full of details and threats eveilgrin:

I told him to send it.

I added, “Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war”!!

He’s given her 28 days to cough up eveilgrin:


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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #184 on: May 01, 2026, 11:29:18 AM »
It’s been sent  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #185 on: May 01, 2026, 01:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2026, 11:29:18 AM
It’s been sent  eveilgrin:
:thumbsup:

So allowing for Royal Mail delays, the Bank Holidays and the 'I'm not opening that until I feel like it' effect can we safely wait til half past May for

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #186 on: May 01, 2026, 01:06:47 PM »
By email…
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #187 on: May 01, 2026, 01:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2026, 01:06:47 PM
By email…
Been binned as a phishing scam then
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #188 on: May 01, 2026, 01:41:29 PM »
Via her solicitor
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #189 on: Yesterday at 12:14:01 PM »
The clock is ticking  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #190 on: Yesterday at 01:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on Yesterday at 12:14:01 PM
The clock is ticking  eveilgrin:
and the popcorn is popping
Popcorn:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #191 on: Yesterday at 03:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on Yesterday at 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on Yesterday at 12:14:01 PM
The clock is ticking  eveilgrin:
and the popcorn is popping
Popcorn:

And the black suits have gone to the cleaners..  scared2:
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