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Offline Steve

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #120 on: August 11, 2025, 05:56:09 PM »
Her opening gambit?

'OK we split everything into two halves.  I get the first half and you agree to give me the second half'
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #121 on: August 12, 2025, 08:48:06 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 11, 2025, 05:56:09 PM
Her opening gambit?

'OK we split everything into two halves.  I get the first half and you agree to give me the second half'

 lol: lol: lol:

What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own sort of thing...?  rubschin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #122 on: August 29, 2025, 01:15:55 PM »
Letters are being exchanged….
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #123 on: October 16, 2025, 10:41:15 AM »
Gloves off  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #124 on: October 16, 2025, 01:23:07 PM »
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #125 on: October 17, 2025, 12:26:03 PM »
Tactical meeting with my solicitor on Monday. We have a cunning plan   eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #126 on: October 17, 2025, 12:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2025, 12:26:03 PM
Tactical meeting with my solicitor on Monday. We have a cunning plan   eveilgrin:


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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #127 on: October 17, 2025, 12:28:26 PM »
Sent you a message
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #128 on: October 17, 2025, 12:59:47 PM »
Popcorn:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #129 on: October 17, 2025, 01:27:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2025, 12:26:03 PM
Tactical meeting with my solicitor on Monday. We have a cunning plan   eveilgrin:

For some reason Baldrick comes to mind..  rubschin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #130 on: October 17, 2025, 03:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2025, 12:28:26 PM
Sent you a message

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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #131 on: October 20, 2025, 09:22:29 AM »
Meeting with barrister arranged  eveilgrin:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #132 on: October 20, 2025, 10:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 20, 2025, 09:22:29 AM
Meeting with barrister arranged  eveilgrin:
£££££

They don't out of bed for less than 4 figures
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #133 on: October 20, 2025, 01:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2025, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 20, 2025, 09:22:29 AM
Meeting with barrister arranged  eveilgrin:
£££££

They don't out of bed for less than 4 figures

Per hour or part thereof....  whistle:
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Re: Time to get a divorce
« Reply #134 on: October 20, 2025, 02:09:10 PM »
Interestingly, my solicitor confirmed that even if we get divorced with no settlement I would still own half of both houses which she can never sell without my approval. Furthermore I could make a will leaving half of each house to anyone. Perhaps a donkey sanctuary  rubschin:
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