Dark Humour

[apc2010]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

[Barman]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Blimey! 

How old is she...? 

[Steve]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Poor lady, I figure there won't be many dry eyes.  Hope it goes well.

[apc2010]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Blimey! 

How old is she...? 

30s I believe ….? ….

[apc2010]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Poor lady, I figure there won't be many dry eyes.  Hope it goes well.

Cheers ..Misty already crying ..

[Barman]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Blimey! 

How old is she...? 

30s I believe ….? ….

So sad... 

[apc2010]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Blimey! 

How old is she...? 

30s I believe ….? ….

So sad... 

Downloading for it now ..gonna give her a great night ..actually going try at my job for once …

[Barman]

So this coming Friday ….we have been informed that the Bride is terminally ill ….so gonna be a tough night ..

She has requested ,as a last song of the night …Live Forever by Oasis ……..

Blimey! 

How old is she...? 

30s I believe ….? ….

So sad... 

Downloading for it now ..gonna give her a great night ..actually going try at my job for once …

good man! 

[apc2010]

I spoke to someone at the hotel about the booking ..they said ..” but she is drinking and smoking !” ….

Took me back to when my mother was in a hospice ..an old guy in there used to ask me for cigarettes ( of course I gave him them ) …and he got told off for smoking in visitors room ….

He stood up and shouted at the top of his voice ..” If I can’t smoke when I’m dying when can I ? ..” …

[apc2010]

Back ….speeches were ok ..no mention of “IT” or the situation ….

The bride wanted an hour of straight back to back Oasis ..normally wouldn’t do it BUT did …..

Some guests wanted other stuff which I understand and normally would suggest mixing it up but she didn’t leave the dance floor for that hour … ..

For Live forever at the end ..Full blast ..nearly blew the speakers ..    

For the other 300 guests in that hotel sorry if you don’t like oasis …lol…!..



Got tipped by 2 separate guests ..    spoke to Bride at the end ..she was really happy …





……..she hopes to last until Christmas for her kids …………….

[Steve]

Back ….speeches were ok ..no mention of “IT” or the situation ….

The bride wanted an hour of straight back to back Oasis ..normally wouldn’t do it BUT did …..

Some guests wanted other stuff which I understand and normally would suggest mixing it up but she didn’t leave the dance floor for that hour … ..

For Live forever at the end ..Full blast ..nearly blew the speakers ..    

For the other 300 guests in that hotel sorry if you don’t like oasis …lol…!..



Got tipped by 2 separate guests ..    spoke to Bride at the end ..she was really happy …





……..she hopes to last until Christmas for her kids …………….

   you done well

Let's hope her hopes are realised

[Barman]

Back ….speeches were ok ..no mention of “IT” or the situation ….

The bride wanted an hour of straight back to back Oasis ..normally wouldn’t do it BUT did …..

Some guests wanted other stuff which I understand and normally would suggest mixing it up but she didn’t leave the dance floor for that hour … ..

For Live forever at the end ..Full blast ..nearly blew the speakers ..    

For the other 300 guests in that hotel sorry if you don’t like oasis …lol…!..



Got tipped by 2 separate guests ..    spoke to Bride at the end ..she was really happy …





……..she hopes to last until Christmas for her kids …………….

Well done bloke! 

 

[apc2010]

Since the news of Oasis reforming ..all I can think of ..is I hope she manages to get to see them ….

[Barman]

Since the news of Oasis reforming ..all I can think of ..is I hope she manages to get to see them ….

Yes! 

[Steve]

Since the news of Oasis reforming ..all I can think of ..is I hope she manages to get to see them ….

Yes! 

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