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Only in Cyprus Again ....
« on: May 02, 2023, 01:39:54 PM »
So in their great wisdom ..Cyprus decided to change the document process for UK nationals getting married here this year ...(something about letter of non ompl..//%* ) ..this means brides had to find a solictor in Uk and paying dosh ....for this extra paperwork ...

this has been causing huge problems ....so less than a month into the season ..they have scrapped it......... Thumbs:   noooo: 

(hopefully because the fall in bookings ? )...

But this also means that 100s of brides to be have already spent fortunes on paperwork they no longer need .... noooo:

add to the fact most of them are "dumber than a box of frogs" ..you can imagine the confusion now... ;D ;D ;D ..

The chat rooms are bedlam ... lol:

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2023, 02:26:03 PM »
 noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2025, 06:32:40 PM »
Today outside our house the “council “ have tarmaced a bit of road ….but also over the manhole for telecoms … noooo:  you can see an inch of it …

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2025, 10:07:52 PM »
Today outside our house the “council “ have tarmaced a bit of road ….but also over the manhole for telecoms … noooo:  you can see an inch of it …

To be fair, they're doing an amazing job of resurfacing the Pafos >>> Limassol motorway every night!  It is quite an operation!  eeek:
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2025, 10:26:29 AM »
Today outside our house the “council “ have tarmaced a bit of road ….but also over the manhole for telecoms … noooo:  you can see an inch of it …

To be fair, they're doing an amazing job of resurfacing the Pafos >>> Limassol motorway every night!  It is quite an operation!  eeek:

Because last time was shite ….and the construction company blamed …”bad sand from China “ … rubschin: for the road falling apart ….

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2025, 10:39:25 AM »
Today outside our house the “council “ have tarmaced a bit of road ….but also over the manhole for telecoms … noooo:  you can see an inch of it …

To be fair, they're doing an amazing job of resurfacing the Pafos >>> Limassol motorway every night!  It is quite an operation!  eeek:

Because last time was shite ….and the construction company blamed …”bad sand from China “ … rubschin: for the road falling apart ….

China!  lol: lol: lol:

Well, I can't comment on the longevity at this stage but resurfacing ~5 miles a night and having it open the next day is quite impressive!
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2025, 10:38:09 PM »
A male copper and a female copper have been filmed shagging in / on a police car whilst on duty …the footage is all over the intermong …. noooo:

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2025, 07:33:03 AM »
A male copper and a female copper have been filmed shagging in / on a police car whilst on duty …the footage is all over the intermong …. noooo:

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Least it wasn't two blokes...  sick2:
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2025, 08:14:51 AM »
I bet this isn't an 'only in Cyprus' thing between coppers
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2025, 12:03:56 AM »
I bet this isn't an 'only in Cyprus' thing between coppers

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2025, 03:28:18 PM »
Right now the fires are under control ..I wonder if the local “ council “ will remove the old tree they chopped down in winter from across the road ..it is literally a bonfire waiting tho happen …even down to the kindling… noooo:


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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2025, 06:14:43 AM »
Right now the fires are under control ..I wonder if the local “ council “ will remove the old tree they chopped down in winter from across the road ..it is literally a bonfire waiting tho happen …even down to the kindling… noooo:


I see arsonists are starting new fires as fast as they can put the old ones out...  cussing:
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2025, 04:38:25 PM »
Right now the fires are under control ..I wonder if the local “ council “ will remove the old tree they chopped down in winter from across the road ..it is literally a bonfire waiting tho happen …even down to the kindling… noooo:


I see arsonists are starting new fires as fast as they can put the old ones out...  cussing:

I don’t understand it …

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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2025, 07:26:14 AM »
Right now the fires are under control ..I wonder if the local “ council “ will remove the old tree they chopped down in winter from across the road ..it is literally a bonfire waiting tho happen …even down to the kindling… noooo:


I see arsonists are starting new fires as fast as they can put the old ones out...  cussing:

I don’t understand it …


No I can't get my head around it, not 'yoof' either...  noooo:
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Re: Only in Cyprus Again ....
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2025, 06:42:43 PM »
Right now the fires are under control ..I wonder if the local “ council “ will remove the old tree they chopped down in winter from across the road ..it is literally a bonfire waiting tho happen …even down to the kindling… noooo:


I see arsonists are starting new fires as fast as they can put the old ones out...  cussing:

I don’t understand it …


No I can't get my head around it, not 'yoof' either...  noooo:

Some people just want to watch the world burn  noooo:
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