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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #180 on: August 31, 2024, 06:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2024, 05:55:27 PM
1 alcoholic druggy threatening other boaters with a baseball bat and suggesting extreme punishment to two gay guys on a narrow boat. Police called and man and his two Rottweilers taken away in two vans. Noisy.

Entitled daddy’s girl in new boat (18th birthday present!) causing chaos at every lock and knows better than us what to do managed to smash a hole in the hull. She has had the boat for 2days.

Suggested she call Daddy. Boat now moored and taking on water.

Get salvage rights … .. Thumbs: ..
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #181 on: August 31, 2024, 07:03:00 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #182 on: August 31, 2024, 07:03:45 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #183 on: September 04, 2024, 03:55:54 PM »
Dealing with the Plod.

Crackpot boater turned up. “Report on sight”.

Keeps threatening people with knives.
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #184 on: September 04, 2024, 07:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2024, 03:55:54 PM
Dealing with the Plod.

Crackpot boater turned up. “Report on sight”.

Keeps threatening people with knives.
eeek:   noooo:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #185 on: September 15, 2024, 04:32:40 PM »
Taught some snotty boaters a lesson today . Cruel to be kind, of course, but I enjoy the cruel bit  eveilgrin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #186 on: September 15, 2024, 05:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2024, 04:32:40 PM
Taught some snotty boaters a lesson today . Cruel to be kind, of course, but I enjoy the cruel bit  eveilgrin:

Do telll…….
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #187 on: September 15, 2024, 05:43:24 PM »
Long story, but trust me they suffered a lot cloud9: eveilgrin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #188 on: September 15, 2024, 07:16:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2024, 05:43:24 PM
Long story, but trust me they suffered a lot cloud9: eveilgrin:
We have time  Popcorn:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #189 on: October 03, 2024, 01:30:16 PM »
Floods. All locks closed. sad24:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #190 on: October 03, 2024, 01:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2024, 01:30:16 PM
Floods. All locks closed. sad24:

Do they just go over them … rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #191 on: October 03, 2024, 02:14:10 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #192 on: October 03, 2024, 02:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2024, 01:30:16 PM
Floods. All locks closed. sad24:


Praps that is why it is flooding...?  rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #193 on: October 03, 2024, 04:27:25 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots  evil:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #194 on: October 03, 2024, 05:56:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2024, 04:27:25 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  evil:

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