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Christ! I had this nutter today. It is a miracle he is still allowed on the system

The video shows him trying to use his boat to break though some CHAINED UP FLOOD GATES!!!!

He is barking and actually GROWLED at me eeek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpye2ovfGY4&authuser=0

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He came back today going the other way eeek:

He was so foul tempered that I left him to get though the lock by himself. Took him 45 minutes  eveilgrin:
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He came back today going the other way eeek:

He was so foul tempered that I left him to get though the lock by himself. Took him 45 minutes  eveilgrin:
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He came back today going the other way eeek:

He was so foul tempered that I left him to get though the lock by himself. Took him 45 minutes  eveilgrin:

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I hate these bastards evil:

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I hate these bastards evil:

And you really don't want to annoy them
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Time for my Isle of wight ferry joke.......... rubschin:    Thumbs:  similar thread ..

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He came back today going the other way eeek:

He was so foul tempered that I left him to get though the lock by himself. Took him 45 minutes  eveilgrin:



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Went to my fave lock this morning and let two boats through. Got asked to move one lock upstream that was unmanned as it is quite a challenging lock. Drove there and met the same two boats.

Convinced the puzzled crews that I was not the same lock keeper and that the guy they had met earlier was my identical twin brother. They were amazed and actually took some photos of me.

“It’s incredible. You are like peas in a pod!”

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Egad, Twin Nicks.....???  scared2:
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Went to my fave lock this morning and let two boats through. Got asked to move one lock upstream that was unmanned as it is quite a challenging lock. Drove there and met the same two boats.

Convinced the puzzled crews that I was not the same lock keeper and that the guy they had met earlier was my identical twin brother. They were amazed and actually took some photos of me.

“It’s incredible. You are like peas in a pod!”

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Went to my fave lock this morning and let two boats through. Got asked to move one lock upstream that was unmanned as it is quite a challenging lock. Drove there and met the same two boats.

Convinced the puzzled crews that I was not the same lock keeper and that the guy they had met earlier was my identical twin brother. They were amazed and actually took some photos of me.

“It’s incredible. You are like peas in a pod!”

 eveilgrin:

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Hectic boating day at national waterspouts centre  NickSick
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Hectic boating day at national waterspouts centre  NickSick
Did you get your twin brother to help out?
 
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