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Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« on: April 14, 2023, 01:35:54 PM »
All nice and ready, like eveilgrin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2023, 08:54:56 PM »
Popcorn seasoning please BM........ Thumbs:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2023, 10:36:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 14, 2023, 08:54:56 PM
Popcorn seasoning please BM........ Thumbs:

Careful, he may still have your out of date stuff..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2023, 05:30:02 AM »
And we are off :thumbsup:

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2023, 06:50:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:30:02 AM
And we are off :thumbsup:

What can possibly go wrong?

We would need far longer than what's left of 2023 to complete that list..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2023, 11:00:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:30:02 AM
And we are off :thumbsup:

What can possibly go wrong?
Make a big splash on day 1
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2023, 01:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2023, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:30:02 AM
And we are off :thumbsup:

What can possibly go wrong?
Make a big splash on day 1

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2023, 01:41:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2023, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2023, 11:00:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:30:02 AM
And we are off :thumbsup:

What can possibly go wrong?
Make a big splash on day 1

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It's Nick, he's going to need the lock of the Irish to get through the day without a disaster of some kind...  redface:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2023, 05:00:53 PM »
Chilly day. Lock heater not working so improvised by microwaving a brick. Worked a treat :thumbsup:




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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2023, 05:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:00:53 PM
Chilly day. Lock heater not working so improvised by microwaving a brick. Worked a treat :thumbsup:




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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2023, 05:43:09 PM »
Save money on energy bills, especially if you use your neighbour's microwave whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2023, 05:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:00:53 PM
Chilly day. Lock heater not working so improvised by microwaving a brick. Worked a treat :thumbsup:




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We have a new pub competiton. How many times can Nick nuke the brick before it goes boom and how much of the shed will be left..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2023, 05:47:06 PM »
I did actually hide in case it blew up. redface: redface:

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2023, 07:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 15, 2023, 05:00:53 PM
Chilly day. Lock heater not working so improvised by microwaving a brick. Worked a treat :thumbsup:




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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2023, 10:40:20 PM »
You might have just used up any scrap of good luck you have for the next millennia...

https://youtu.be/DQlfW2eLijo

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