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You know about the sandbar as you approach the lock?Oh yes, know to avoid that!Good. The last boat that ran aground was there for two days!We aren’t daft!GoodOOPS
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2025, 01:57:28 PMYou know about the sandbar as you approach the lock?Oh yes, know to avoid that!Good. The last boat that ran aground was there for two days!We aren’t daft!GoodOOPS
Boater turns up in a big boat“We’re lost. Which way to the River Trent?”“This is the River Trent.”“ Are you sure? We want to go to Nottingham.”“Just keep going. You can’t miss it.”
These locks are big with traffic lights. You NEVER run a red light.Boater runs the red light.We have words!His line?“Where is the sign that says I have to stop at a red light?”He’s going to report me for delaying him and spoiling his day.
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2025, 02:04:26 PMThese locks are big with traffic lights. You NEVER run a red light.Boater runs the red light.We have words!His line?“Where is the sign that says I have to stop at a red light?”He’s going to report me for delaying him and spoiling his day. What is it about a canal boat that it drains all the working grey matter from so many?
