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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2023, 11:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2023, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2023, 05:13:22 PM
Been there today

Nice new doctor  eyes:

New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."

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So it's either an accounting cock up or they have been testing the wrong drug on you..  whistle:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2023, 08:37:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2023, 05:13:22 PM
Been there today

Nice new doctor  eyes:

New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."

 :thumbsup:

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2023, 04:11:40 PM »
A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2023, 08:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2023, 04:11:40 PM
A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
eeek:   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2023, 11:10:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2023, 04:11:40 PM
A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2023, 02:06:53 PM »
Perhaps I'm being cynical but when clinical trials are cut short like that I'd say it means that either the product has performed well above expectations or they need to get rid of the evidence..  whistle:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2023, 02:35:32 PM »
Neither

I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.

Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2023, 05:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2023, 02:35:32 PM
Neither

I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.

Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE
I suspect connected to this story:  https://edition.cnn.com/2023/05/15/health/johnson-johnson-covid-vaccine-end/index.html
 
J&J's Covid vaccine only had one of those emergency approvals and why spend $squillions getting full approval when (like the Astra Zeneca vaccine) there is a tiny risk of blood clots (compared to if getting the bug) and as J&J found out with baby powder, a limitless supply of people ready to sue.



 
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2023, 05:50:45 PM »
Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2023, 06:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2023, 05:50:45 PM
Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine
respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)?

Glaxo got theirs approved earlier this month and then https://endpts.com/jj-halts-huge-study-of-experimental-rsv-vaccine-and-kills-program-in-surprise-decision/
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2026, 07:00:03 AM »
It’s e-coli this time…..
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2026, 08:27:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2026, 07:00:03 AM
It’s e-coli this time…..

Oh shit!
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2026, 11:00:17 AM »
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2026, 01:49:34 PM »
I think I’ve had the most rigorous medical examination of my life! I’ve already been here nearly three hours!!
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2026, 05:01:37 PM »
Two scary moments.

Before we vaccinate you we need details of next of kin  scared2: scared2:

Doc checks my heart for a long time. She’s not happy and sends me down the corridor for ECG! Comes back normal  :thumbsup:

My phone wouldn’t take their new app for some reason.No problem. They gave me a brand new iPhone with the app installed. Keep it. Shocked:

And they paid me £200 and my mileage :thumbsup:
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