Wimmin's Logic...

[apc2010]

So a lovely day at beach (bit of work at venue )...so driving home I say "fancy a chicken kebab later so you don't have to cook" ...  

No ..don't fancy a take-away ...

So drive to Lidl ...not on way home...buy lots of shite ....and what do we have for dinner ...???????

 ..

Chicken cubes on the BBQ ..with salad and pitta bread ...

(bTW kebab at shop 4 snotters ....pack of cubed chicken 6...   bag of salid 3 pitta 2 ... ).......

[Barman]

That's an oxymoron in the title right there... 

[Nick]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

[Barman]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

[Just One More]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

[Darwins Selection]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

[Barman]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Then she wouldn't have bought any Skub...

[Darwins Selection]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Then she wouldn't have bought any Skub...

Of course, silly me.

[Nick]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

[Barman]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

 

[Grumpmeister]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

 

 

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.

[Barman]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

 

 

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.

[apc2010]

A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back 

 

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid 

 

 

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.

    

[Nick]