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Store Security...
« on: April 08, 2021, 04:52:24 PM »
So Miss T went to Sports Direct and bought about millionteen ..(4)....bikinis...

anyhoo get to door ..alarm goes off ...stop ..security guy checks bag/reciept..waves bag again etc....off we go ...... Thumbs:

Get home Miss T finds security tag on one bikini ...... Banghead

So have to drive back to un-tag ..... noooo: noooo:

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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2021, 04:53:41 PM »
So Miss T went to Sports Direct and bought about millionteen ..(4)....bikinis...

anyhoo get to door ..alarm goes off ...stop ..security guy checks bag/reciept..waves bag again etc....off we go ...... Thumbs:

Get home Miss T finds security tag on one bikini ...... Banghead

So have to drive back to un-tag ..... noooo: noooo:

The staff are utter shyte...  noooo:
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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2021, 04:57:13 PM »
So Miss T went to Sports Direct and bought about millionteen ..(4)....bikinis...

anyhoo get to door ..alarm goes off ...stop ..security guy checks bag/reciept..waves bag again etc....off we go ...... Thumbs:

Get home Miss T finds security tag on one bikini ...... Banghead

So have to drive back to un-tag ..... noooo: noooo:

The staff are utter shyte...  noooo:

But got a sale.... Thumbs:    whistle:

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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2021, 05:21:27 PM »
We had similar troubles once. In Ann Summers  redface:

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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2021, 05:53:46 PM »
You can get those tags off with enough force
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2021, 06:19:04 PM »
We had similar troubles once. In Ann Summers  redface:

Sweaty  noooo:

Another cock up? I can't believe it..  whistle:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Store Security...
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2021, 07:56:37 PM »
We had similar troubles once. In Ann Summers  redface:

Sweaty  noooo:

Was the big red "toy" you asked for ...actually a fire extinguisher ...... rubschin: