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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #210 on: May 14, 2021, 09:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2021, 06:02:01 PM
She called me and the new number came up!! She had no clue it had  been changed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I've been saying this for a while now Nick but if you haven't already then you need to contact the Office of the Public Guardian and tell them what's been going on, if you have contacted them you need to keep updating them on incidents like this.
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #211 on: May 15, 2021, 07:25:43 AM »
If this goes on beyond next week's move I shall have to escalate things. evil:
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #212 on: May 15, 2021, 08:15:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 15, 2021, 07:25:43 AM
If this goes on beyond next week's move I shall have to escalate things. evil:
A tactical nuclear strike on Twatt?
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #213 on: May 15, 2021, 08:24:47 AM »
The Duchess graciously returned to London yesterday, but will not bestow a state visit to her mum until Wednesday, for some reason. The move happens on Thursday.
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #214 on: May 21, 2021, 04:44:29 PM »
Big Sis now installed in new home. No working phone numbers and the Duchess of Twatt has returned to London, leaving her mum to unpack boxes  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #215 on: May 21, 2021, 07:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2021, 04:44:29 PM
Big Sis now installed in new home. No working phone numbers and the Duchess of Twatt has returned to London, leaving her mum to unpack boxes  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
noooo:

Get her deposed
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #216 on: May 22, 2021, 02:35:34 PM »
Big Sis collapsed during move and is in hospital with exhaustion and high blood pressure. The Duchess has returned to the Orkneys cussing: cussing: cussing:

What is wrong with that bitch?

Lovely stepdaughters are there unpacking stuff and liaising with hospital. They are calling me later.
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #217 on: May 22, 2021, 07:16:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2021, 02:35:34 PM
Big Sis collapsed during move and is in hospital with exhaustion and high blood pressure. The Duchess has returned to the Orkneys cussing: cussing: cussing:

What is wrong with that bitch?

Lovely stepdaughters are there unpacking stuff and liaising with hospital. They are calling me later.

 noooo:
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #218 on: May 22, 2021, 08:55:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2021, 02:35:34 PM
Big Sis collapsed during move and is in hospital with exhaustion and high blood pressure. The Duchess has returned to the Orkneys cussing: cussing: cussing:

What is wrong with that bitch?

Lovely stepdaughters are there unpacking stuff and liaising with hospital. They are calling me later.
Shop the bitch
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2021, 06:22:49 PM »
Big Sis reports that the retirement place organised a BBQ today and she went  :thumbsup:

What did you have?

Long pause..................................I don't know

Did you meet any nice people?

Yes

Anyone in particular?

Long pause..............................I don't know

Have you heard from your kids?

No

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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2021, 06:40:25 PM »
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #221 on: June 06, 2021, 06:42:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2021, 06:22:49 PM
Big Sis reports that the retirement place organised a BBQ today and she went  :thumbsup:

What did you have?

Long pause..................................I don't know

Did you meet any nice people?

Yes

Anyone in particular?

Long pause..............................I don't know

Have you heard from your kids?

No

 cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #222 on: June 11, 2021, 06:57:34 PM »
Called Big sis

Are you OK?

I am OK

Have you been out?

I have been out

Have you met people?

I have met people

Has your daughter (the Duchess of Twat) seen you or been in touch?

NO
Are you OK there?

I don;t know where I am



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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #223 on: June 11, 2021, 07:10:14 PM »
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Re: Alzheimer's
« Reply #224 on: June 30, 2021, 01:00:06 PM »
The stepdaughters call. They have found about a dozen albums of family photos that got left behind in the move.

They asked the Duchess what to do with them.

"Bin them, " says she  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  They include photos of my parents and other family members!!

I have asked them to save the photos for me to show Big Sis when I next see her  evil: evil:
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