Data Protection!

[Nick]

So, The Boy's mobile phone is not werking.
I call Tesco Mobile as I pay his damn bill and they won't talk to him for "data protection" reasons.
I call "Customer Care" 
They tell me I can get him a new phone for "just £81". It is his birthday next week and this may get me off lightly 
They take me through "Security " for reasons of "Data Protection" 
They can send the phone to me but not to him 
Why can't they send it to his address?
"Data Protection"
Can he go into a branch of Tesco and pay the £81 himself?
No, you are the account holder and for reasons of "Data Protection"........
Can't they phone me when he is in the shop and take me through security so I can prove that I am the account holder and happy for him to give them £81
Well, you see, "Data protection" means you have to be there in person.
That is a 200 mile round trip!
Well, Data Protection.......

I hung up 

[miss Tchevious]

So, The Boy's mobile phone is not werking.
I call Tesco Mobile as I pay his damn bill and they won't talk to him for "data protection" reasons.
I call "Customer Care" 
They tell me I can get him a new phone for "just £81". It is his birthday next week and this may get me off lightly 
They take me through "Security " for reasons of "Data Protection" 
They can send the phone to me but not to him 
Why can't they send it to his address?
"Data Protection"
Can he go into a branch of Tesco and pay the £81 himself?
No, you are the account holder and for reasons of "Data Protection"........
Can't they phone me when he is in the shop and take me through security so I can prove that I am the account holder and happy for him to give them £81
Well, you see, "Data protection" means you have to be there in person.
That is a 200 mile round trip!
Well, Data Protection.......

I hung up 

Can you prove who posted this.....

[Nick]

Only if you confirm your mother's maiden name 

[Barman]

So, The Boy's mobile phone is not werking.
I call Tesco Mobile as I pay his damn bill and they won't talk to him for "data protection" reasons.
I call "Customer Care" 
They tell me I can get him a new phone for "just £81". It is his birthday next week and this may get me off lightly 
They take me through "Security " for reasons of "Data Protection" 
They can send the phone to me but not to him 
Why can't they send it to his address?
"Data Protection"
Can he go into a branch of Tesco and pay the £81 himself?
No, you are the account holder and for reasons of "Data Protection"........
Can't they phone me when he is in the shop and take me through security so I can prove that I am the account holder and happy for him to give them £81
Well, you see, "Data protection" means you have to be there in person.
That is a 200 mile round trip!
Well, Data Protection.......

I hung up 

Can you prove who posted this.....

Have we been hacked...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds familiar