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Port
« on: December 16, 2019, 11:40:02 AM »
What is the best thing to do with an unexpected bottle of expensive port?
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Re: Port
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2019, 11:52:22 AM »
Love the stuff but jeez does it give hangovers.  Apparently you're supposed to drink it within days of opening, I used to do a bottle in an evening and regret it.  Save it to Christmas and share it. 



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Re: Port
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2019, 04:07:04 PM »
I loves Port but fuck me what a hangover when you drink a whole bottle...  noooo:
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Re: Port
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2019, 04:16:43 PM »
Been married about a year and we agreed a rule:  I'm not allowed to drink Port unless a visitor is also drinking it.  Cut down on my hangovers but now we have a Port lake.  I guess most of it undrinkable as it got opened
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Re: Port
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2019, 04:19:09 PM »
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Re: Port
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2019, 09:54:35 AM »
I am never drinking port again  NickSick
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Re: Port
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2019, 10:00:05 AM »
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Re: Port
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2019, 10:58:35 AM »
I am never drinking port again  NickSick

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Re: Port
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2019, 11:17:10 AM »
I am never drinking port again  NickSick
Use my rule, it does work
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Re: Port
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 07:31:27 PM »
I am never drinking port again  NickSick

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Re: Port
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2019, 08:23:23 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Port
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2019, 03:20:53 AM »
Been married about a year and we agreed a rule:  I'm not allowed to drink Port unless a visitor is also drinking it.  Cut down on my hangovers but now we have a Port lake.  I guess most of it undrinkable as it got opened

Send it to Apey, as far as he is concerned if it is free there is no such thing as undrinkable...  whistle:
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Re: Port
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2019, 02:39:09 PM »
I decided to buy a bottle, just in case, like  angel1
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